Crazy Quotes From a Crazy School

oh goodness... either my school is the funniest ever or maybe it is the stupidest ever. the following quotes were heard (or seen in one case) by me throughout the day! Brace yourself.

"Of course Suddam Hussein likes Raisn Bran over Fruit loups!"

"Who do you think you are? The desk police?"

"Mike Tyson, Burger so good, it'll bite you back."

"My hat has to match my shoes because when you go outside that is the first thing that God sees,"

"Not Jingle bells, i want a HARD CORE Christmas song!"

Sweet Goodness! i am among crazies! More on Monday...